So, I had a thought the other day. Yeah, I know. It doesn’t happen often. But the protests in Wisconsin have got me thinkin.
Gov. Walker in Wisconsin is adamant about “eliminating the ability of public workers to Collectively Bargain.” Which seems like one hell of a power grab to me, but what the hell do I know. Even though the Unions have conceded that they will agree to Gov. Walker’s demands for taking away some of their benefits in order to help balance the budget as long as they can keep their ability to collectively bargain, Walker simply said, “go fuck yourself.”
Next thing you know, some people were saying “Fuck the Unions!” Which had me scratching my head. Gov. Walker is essentially taking rights away from workers, and other workers are saying “Fuck yeah!” So, from what I can gather, taxes on the rich are bad because they encroach on their freedoms. Some of the Tea Baggers even say, “Corporations shouldn’t pay taxes.” OK. Fine. But if a Teacher wants to negotiate her contract, well, she doesn’t have the right to do that. I’m having difficulty finding the line of logic here.
The only thing I can figure, is that rights are alloted based on how much money you make. So, let’s see if we can determine how what rights you have as you plop your monetary assess on the….
….THE SCALE OF RIGHTS!!!!!
$0 – $25,000
Political Weight: Ethiopian
Rights? = You’ve Got To Be Fucking Kidding!
Logical example:
According to Glenn Beck, “Public Education should be abolished”
Tom Tancredo suggested that there should be a Civic Literacy Test “Because we don’t have a civics literacy test to vote, people who couldn’t even spell vote…”
With the Citizens United case, the Supreme court has essentially ruled that spending money equals exercising of free speech.
Therefore, unless you can afford private education, about $8,000 – $11,000 per year, which seems unlikely for anyone making under $25,000 a year, you can’t vote. And because you have no money, you have no Free Speech. Also, any organizations that help educate you to help you go out and vote, like ACORN, will quickly be falsely accused of stuff and obliterated. So choke on that bitches.
Keep dreaming Baby!!!!
$25,000 – $200,000
Political Weight: Could Use Another Helping of Lasagna
Rights? = Still Pretty Much Fucked
Still Pretty Much Fucked, or SPMFs are in the category of the people in Wisconsin. Here is the line of logic on this one:
Gov. Chris Christie of NJ has made it a point to stand up to Public Workers because they make too much money.
Labor Bureau statistics show that Public Sector employees make less than their private counterparts when education and experience is taken into account.
Therefore, if you are in the $25,000 – $100.000 range, you’re paid way too much money and Gov. Chris Christie thinks that you should make much less. Not to mention Gov. Walker saying “Hella no you don’t get no bargaining rights you daft punk” I swear that’s exactly what he said.
Besides, this is the wage range that suffered the greatest tax INCREASE under the Reagan Administration. Yes, Reagan raised taxes six out the eight years that he was in office. Essentially taking “speech” away from the Middle Class and entrepreneurs (don’t forget about the double SS tax). So to all of those SPMFs out there, “would you please leave the room?”
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!!!!!
$200,000 – Infinity
Political Weight: I’m Surprised You Could Fit Your Fat Ass Through The Door
Rights?= Jackpot!!!!!
Congratulations you obese mother fucker! You’ve made the big time!!!!
Obama wanted to let the Bush giveaways, I mean, “tax cuts” expire, loading you with an unbearable extra 4% in taxes that you would’ve had to pay. And an entire nation of overweight middle class white people took the advice of a Stock Trader and started a tea party on your behalf and marched on Washington and carried signs and said how Obama was a secret alien Muslim who wanted to take all of YOUR, I mean, “our” freedoms away and you have a television network that rallies for your rights every night by claiming that, instead of you paying for the roads that you’re driving on, if you can get extra money back in your taxes, you’ll spend it on creating jobs out of thin air even though we all know that you create more jobs when your taxes are higher if you own a business because the only way that you can shield your money from high taxation is re-investment into your company but fuck those piddly little people who want their piddly little jobs you have more rights than them anyway so FUCK YEAH!!!!
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