Some of you may be wondering what I’ve been up to. Well, I suggest that you guys go look up some porn or something. Your day will be better spent and you can relieve some frustration that way.
In between news of Christie Chris endorsing Spitting Mitt Romney…
…And Herman “Twist of” Cain saying that his 9-9-9 plan was endorsed by “some guy in Oklahoma, so it must be good”…
…I have been thrust into the world of politics.
And this is where you come in. You see, I can’t leave well enough alone and have decided to chronicle my political exploits in true Political Spaghetti fashion. Names will be changed, but, while I’ll still crack a joke here and there, everything you read will be the absolute truth about my political rise and likely destruction.
For the next year, things will be changing here at Political Spaghetti, but, as always, alcohol and insanity will always prevail.
Enjoy the ride!