Moron Conservative: What! You’re out of your mind! He’s destroying our country! He’s turning us into Socialists!
Imeciliberal: What’s Socialism?
Morocon: It’s the same thing as Communism!
Imbeciliberal: The same thing the Russians used to have?
Morocon: Is there any other kind?
Imbeciliberal: But he didn’t give us single-payer healthcare.
Morocon: (Chewing on his flag for nourishment): You’re not paying attention to nuthin! He’s taxing the shit out of us and he’s gonna give it to those do nuthins who pay no taxes.
Imbeciliberal: Really? He’s stopped poor people from paying sales taxes, social security taxes, property taxes, and FICA? Well, I’m a tax and spend liberal. And I can’t be a tax and spend liberal if there aren’t any taxes!
Morocon: Not only that, but more. He’s changed more shit in our government in one year than any other president has in four.
Imbeciliberal: Shit, you’re right! He’s changed everything! We have to stop him before he destroys this country.
Stupid shit Independent: Hey guys what’s going on?
Imbeciliberal: C’mon, we gotta stop Obama!
Stupashitindependants: Great! Can we stop for ice cream?